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A la conquista de la pececilla – Relato.

-Hola. ¿Cómo te llamas?
-Vete a nadar a otro sitio.
-Vaya, que carácter. Si no fueras tan bella diría que pinchas como un pez globo.
-Y tú eres tan bobo como una merluza.
-Parece que no hemos empezado con buena aleta, probaré otra vez.

-Hola. ¿Qué tal?
-Déjame tranquila, estoy comiendo plancton.
-Si quieres, puedo invitarte a algo mejor.
-Antes, me dejaba invitar por un tiburón.
-Pero… Yo no muerdo.
-No. Aburres.
-Veo que eres una pececilla difícil, empezaré de nuevo.

-Hola, preciosa.
-Hola, percebe.
-¿Lo dices por mis atributos físicos?
-No, por los mentales.
-Anda, déjate echar el anzuelo.
-Si piensas que voy a picar con tu palabrería de bajos fondos estás muy equivocado.
-He nacido en un sitio con clase, no en los bajos fondos.
-¿En una piscifactoría?
-Pues no, en un galeón abandonado.
-Ya decía yo que te veía hundido.
-A ver, ¿qué te he hecho yo?
-Molestarme.
-Pero… Sólo quiero conocerte.
-¿Y de qué te sirve? Ya deberías de saber que no tenemos memoria.

-Hola. ¿Qué hace una pececilla como tú en un fondo como este?
 


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